'I sent him exactly what he asked for': Witty waitress shuts down a creep's request to text him saucy photos by sending over pictures of sauces available at the restaurant

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Mar 5, 2025 8:00 AM EST

It's a relief when prospective lovers show you their true colors. 

Waiving their red flags like banner, women can always spot a bad egg from a mile away—as long as they're forthcoming in their debauchery. This waitress was lucky enough to see a man's true self almost immediately and, like many women who are solicited for spicy photos too soon, she cleverly pivoted her response.

We've all been in this position: You like a guy, you give him your number, and you let spontaneity take control. Well, in the rare case that you actually snag a keeper, this is all terrific news, but more often than not, you've just given your number to a weirdo or a downright creep. Especially if you're working in the service industry, customers will mistake your kindness for flirting, taking your relationship farther in their mind's eye while you're bussing tables and collecting tips. Keep reading for the full story of how a witty woman put a rogue male customer in his place after he asked for some saucy photos before their first date. You got it, Buddy!

Hint: He did not appreciate her cleverly mused puns.

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  • ketchup with him later.
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  • "He asked for a certain type of photo... so I sent him exactly what he asked for."

    A customer at work earlier this week left his number for me after we had a fun bit of flirty banter while I took his order. I'm not looking for anything at the moment, and he also looked quite a bit younger than I am (I generally
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  • get aged at about 10-15 years younger than I am), so I messaged him to be polite & to tell him that I'm actually this age. He says that doesn't matter. I don't hear from him for 24hrs & figure ok that's done.
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  • I finish work last night & see that i have a text from him. He's asking for saucy photos. So of course I walk over to the sports bar & take a photo of the tray of sauces we have sitting there & send that to him.
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  • Edited to add: 24hrs later and no response. Gosh darn such a loss what on earth will I do with myself now. But I have loved laughing at all these comments today! You guys/girls/aliens/etc are all brilliant!
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  • dianas I had someone ask for a photo of my p y. So I sent him a photo of my cat. He said "no, your other one". Sent a picture of my other cat. He blocked me after that but I was locked and loaded with a picture of my 3rd cat.
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  • Merri Wyllow Fun fact: groups for Sphinx and other furless cats will happily supply photos to fulfill certain requests.
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  • HydrocarbonHearsay I did that once when someone asked to see my bikini. I laid it out on the floor and sent them the photo
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  • ChardonnayCentral Hope you ketchup with him later.
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  • The_Rowan It feels like people should enjoy the laugh. Except, the people who ask for something like this are not the fun teasing type.
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  • dog4cat2 Picture requests usually get a picture of blue footed boobies
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  • Shortyswife i had a guy at work ask if I'd tell the other girls if I'd tell them if he sent me 'Spicey Texts' because he was a regular and didn't want to be embarrassed...... I was like what kind of peppers do you want to discuss or were you thinking more like hot sauce spicy?
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  • KILIEr-Muffy Reminds me of a dude who asked a girl to send him a picture of her in a bra. So she took a profile picture of her, placed it inside on one of her bras and took a picture of it and sent that to him. Love this MC.
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  • Perfidian His fault for not keeping the conversation going. Also, of course, being a pig.
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  • Illuminatus-Prime Ooo... saucy photos . . . I be some of them were hot, too!
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  • AndyPharded I have a large tin rooster on my patio whose picture often gets forwarded!
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  • zuck_my_b If a woman sent me a pic of sauces after I asked for saucy pictures, I'd marry her.
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  • steggun_cinargo I would have sent you back a suggestive photo of a literal mozzarella stick (not actually explicit) just to keep the banter going. It's honestly pretty fun to just do the back and forth.
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  • Dazzling_Moose_6575 I had a Hinge match ask what I was wearing to work and when I said jeans and converse he said, send me a pic, so I sent him a picture of my shoes while I was sitting at my desk. He wasn't impressed.
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  • lazylion_ca While I wouldn't have asked for such a pic to begin with, I would definitely appreciate your sense of humor and try to find a way to one up the joke.
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